I’ve decided to try the cabbage soup diet. I found it on google and it’s supposed to guarantee a quick weight loss. I’ve made a big vat of the stuff and Commando’s been complaining that the house smells farty. I haven’t even eaten any yet so the farty smell is definitely the soup not me. It really does smell foul.
Today I’m allowed just fruit (but not bananas) and cabbage soup, so I had an apple for breakfast and I’ve got the soup in a plastic container to heat up for my lunch. My stomach is already grumbling and it’s only ten o’clock but I can’t say I’m looking forward to lunch time.