I slept through the alarm this morning. I’ve never done that before. It’s a good job Commando works nights. He got in, wondered where I was and came to wake me up. The alarm was still going off. He said it frightened him to death, he thought I was dead. I don’t know why I’m so tired, I went to bed really early too.
Today I can have any fruit and any vegetables I want except potatoes and bananas. I don’t know why I can’t have bananas, I’d quite like a banana right now. I had a tin of pineapple for breakfast. It was really quite refreshing. I’ve got some more carrot sticks and celery for snacking today too but I bought more today because I finished them all by eleven o’clock yesterday. God I hate cabbage soup. I’m tempted not to eat it at lunch time and just stick to the carrot and celery.
I can’t stop farting. It’s really embarrassing. I’ve used up nearly all the air freshener so I’ll have to go up to town at lunch time and buy some more. Alfie said she’d come up with me. She’s extra bouncy today (and she’s always pretty bouncy), dashing about all over the place and making me dizzy. I’m not sure how I’m going to walk all the way up to town to be honest. It felt like I was walking through treacle on the way to the bus stop this morning. Maybe I’m coming down with something.