Only two more days to go. Thank heavens you’re not allowed to do this diet for more than a week. I don’t think I could stand it. I’m still farting for England. So far I’m on my third air freshener. Today I’m allowed as much beef, vegetables and cabbage soup as I like. I’m really going off beef burgers. I’m going to go up The Big Hill later and get some cooked beef, maybe I’ll get a nice salad to go with it.